PLAN FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Just because they are on holiday doesn't mean that Dad's stop being embarrassing.

Two teenage sisters were once having so much fun at a disco at their resort in Malaga, that they totally forgot their 2am curfew. Their cross father arrived on the dance floor in his favorite Bermuda shorts, socks and flip flops and escorted them back to the hotel. The girls were so embarrassed they tried to curtail their trip.

At least he didn't start dancing; we hear his funky chicken's a nightmare